More Useless Everyday... aka You can't shine a Turd.

My hotmail account has really slowed of late. I don't really use it for a lot anymore mostly cause they have the WORST junk mail filter in existance on the planet. A parakeet could sort junk mail better.

But, I noticed that I'd gotten an email from the bastards that call themselves MSN Client Servies (or whateverthefuck) and got the following message...

To: BINGOGUY
Subject: Exciting Changes happening to your MSN Hotmail Account
Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 12:41:43 -0700 (PDT)

IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR ACCOUNT
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Dear MSN® Hotmail® Member:

As a valued MSN Hotmail Member, we want you to know that there are
some exciting changes coming soon to your account that will help you
do more, receive more and store more than ever before. And it's FREE.

That's not all.

We're rolling out email antivirus protection as well as enhanced
storage to help meet your growing needs. This will make MSN Hotmail,
a world class email service that both scans and cleans ingoing and
outgoing email for viruses and worms before they enter your inbox.

In addition to delivering world-class antivirus protection, you can
also look forward to an upgrade in your storage capacity. In fact,
you'll receive 125 times your current email storage with the
introduction of a 250 MB inbox as well as the ability to send
attachments up to 10 MB.

We'd like to thank you for being a valued MSN Hotmail Member and look
forward to telling you about more exciting changes to your Hotmail
account in the coming months.

We will send an update on when and how these exciting changes will be
made to your account within two weeks. Please check your email for
this important update.

Thank you, and enjoy the good news.

MSN Hotmail Member Services

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You are receiving this message because you are a valued MSN Hotmail
customer. If you have questions about the MSN privacy policy, please
read our privacy statement.

http://communications3.msn.com/Key=6785.K6B2n.G.C7.C4Xr6c

Please do not reply to this e-mail, because this is an unmonitored
alias. If you have general questions regarding your MSN Hotmail
account, please click Help in the upper right corner for MSN Hotmail
comprehensive online help.

Microsoft® Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA 98052

(c)2004 Microsoft® Corporation. All rights reserved.

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Wow, I'm so excited, I'm comatose!

So Anyawy, I was thinking to myself. Hmm, Could this be MSN's reaction to Gmail and their 1 GIG of space. Wow, MSN, 250 Megs! That's so close to 1 Gig?! Dolts! Fuck the extra space anyway MSN and just give us all back the Free Chatrooms again you smegheads.