Wednesday, June 30, 2004

It's Unanimous...

The Supreme Court of Canada has ruled ISPs not liable for royalties from users of their service downloading music and movies for free via their service.


Pounding the Purple Pontiff

I was reading anisettekiss's diary and she was taking about names for oral sex and it reminded me of this...

Here's a list of The World's Largest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms for those of you who were afraid to ask.

Bon Appetite.



Monday, June 28, 2004

Warning - Possibly Offensive Entry

I may never forget when Pork Tornado lambasted me over an article I posted in my diary about a resort for obese people.

I wonder what he'd think about THIS story.

If you chose write a song about it, you'd be wrong cause it's already been done.

Saturday, June 26, 2004

Unconscious Mutterings - Week 73

Now with the Blog I don't feel so lame ass putting in these little things as much. Cause the two of you who enjoy my blog better than my diary are looking for this crap.

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Lounge::Lizard
  2. Photograph:: Capture
  3. Catacomb:: Death
  4. Crucifix:: Gothic
  5. Fire drill:: Annoying
  6. Tube:: Top
  7. Dropped:: Carrier
  8. LTD:: Company
  9. Panther:: Cat
  10. Formica:: What?


That last one I had to look up according to Merriam Webster Online formica -- used for any of various laminated plastic products used especially for surface finish.

Learn something new everyday.


Life is a Highway...

..I'm gonna drive it all night long...


Bingo Guy Highway
TravelWorld3
Lake Love15
Fame City55
Dumpsville145
Paintown312
Please Drive Carefully
Username:

Where are you on the highway of life?

From Go-Quiz.com

Bush-Ad

You have to wonder what the "Civilized" World is coming to.

Bush-Ad

All's Fair in Love and Elections?!

The Belief-O-Matic....

Having trouble deciding what religion you are?

Try the Belief-O-Matic. (Link Stolen Via Miss 2k)

DISCLAIMER: The results of this quiz are purely for entertainment if you want to know my religious beliefs you'll have to figure that out for yourself.

My Results:


The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.



1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (87%)
3. Liberal Quakers (83%)
4. Seventh Day Adventist (78%)
5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (77%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (72%)
7. Neo-Pagan (70%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (63%)
9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (60%)
10. New Age (60%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (59%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
13. Taoism (57%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (53%)
15. Eastern Orthodox (52%)
16. Roman Catholic (52%)
17. Hinduism (50%)
18. Jehovah's Witness (47%)
19. Reform Judaism (47%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (46%)
21. Secular Humanism (45%)
22. Sikhism (45%)
23. New Thought (42%)
24. Jainism (41%)
25. Scientology (39%)
26. Islam (31%)
27. Nontheist (31%)

Uhm, Ya...

I'm not defending Todd's actions but THIS makes me think the Vancouver Police could find some real crimes to solve.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

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Kiss My @ss!

You can quote me on this...

Take the quiz: "Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? "

Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?

Rain Man

I always knew there was a reason I had too many routines...

and here's the proof...

Take the quiz: "Your Psych-Ward diagnosis"

Autism
Diagnosis: Autism.
A developmental disability resulting from a neurological disorder that affects the normal functioning of the brain. It is characterized by the abnormal development of communication skills, social skills, and reasoning. Symptoms, which vary widely in severity, include impairment in social interaction, fixation on inanimate objects, inability to communicate normally, and resistance to changes in daily routine.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

My life as a cartoon...

If I really thought about it there's probably a number of things I had intended to add to my diary that I decided to not post because I felt it was fluffy crap. Of course, now I have this place which is basically "Bingoguy - The Fluffy Crap." I can post all of it guilt free.

Here's more proof...



This is a cartoon of me that I created at this site. I can't remember why I had it giving the thumbs up sign but I had forgotten all about it's existance until I happen to read Mangus's diary just before I begged him to do a drawing of me because he's feckin' awesome at it.

Monday, June 21, 2004

I Do My Little Turn On The Catwalk...

A few weeks back one of my daily reads Wendyloo used a virtual model to go shopping for swim suits. I just thought it would be amusing to see if I could make myself my own virtual model.

Here is the fruits of my labour...



It's the closest you'll ever get to seeing a picture of me on the internet.

And to prove I'm somewhat of an abnormal freak and because one of my ex-girlfriends once said I had a body most females would kill for. I thought I'd see what I'd look like if I were female...



Not too feckin' bad...not too feckin' bad!

Sunday, June 20, 2004

Bingo Guy, The Home Game...

I know you've always wondered how you too can make a Bingo Guy of your very own...

Well, Wait no longer!



How to make a Bingo Guy
Ingredients:

3 parts anger

3 parts brilliance

1 part empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Under the I - Blogger-Style

Ya...

So I've been contemplating this for a long while now. A Blog. This is gonna be for all the crap I don't want to stick in my diary. Hopefully this will be all the weird and wonderful crap ranging from test to useless crap I find on the net. Woo-boy! Aren't you happy about that?!

Let's get started shall we?