Friday, July 30, 2004
Thursday, July 29, 2004
How to Tell you're not liked by your contemparies...
In a story that someone grabbed from Yahoo news...
Everything seems normal until you get to the end of the article
Here's the particular excerpt... (just incase the link goes down or your lazy)
Investigators are not sure if Powell died where her body was found or if she was killed elsewhere, WLWT Eyewitness News 5's most-overrated, obnoxious, annoying, stick-like, ho-bag, sperm-receptacle staff member Raegan Butler reported.
Opps! lol.
Everything seems normal until you get to the end of the article
Here's the particular excerpt... (just incase the link goes down or your lazy)
Investigators are not sure if Powell died where her body was found or if she was killed elsewhere, WLWT Eyewitness News 5's most-overrated, obnoxious, annoying, stick-like, ho-bag, sperm-receptacle staff member Raegan Butler reported.
Opps! lol.
Monday, July 26, 2004
Pussy Drivers
In a Shocking Revelation Dodge Ram Owners directly linked to Pussies...
The Dodge Ram Emblem is LINKED incase you'd like to buy a truck.
The Dodge Ram Emblem is LINKED incase you'd like to buy a truck.
Spamusement!
In attempt to bring you great amusement
I present to you, Spamusement!
Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!
I present to you, Spamusement!
Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!
Saturday, July 24, 2004
No Particular Reason...
I thought I would post the following image for no particular reason at all.
Enjoy...
Actually I found it via some French Young Communists Forum that had some how linked to my Diary but I couldn't trace WHERE that link was located. In My Sniffing around I found that pic on one of the blogs that was listed on it. Perhaps the link to my diary had gotten deleted once they realized I Was NOT A] French nor B] Communist.
Enjoy...
Actually I found it via some French Young Communists Forum that had some how linked to my Diary but I couldn't trace WHERE that link was located. In My Sniffing around I found that pic on one of the blogs that was listed on it. Perhaps the link to my diary had gotten deleted once they realized I Was NOT A] French nor B] Communist.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Proof that I'm insane!
Egads, I tell ya... I'm losing my mind ... That and I've had three days off and I've done nothing with it and I've also been procrastinating changing kitty litter... Yes, This is my exciting life.... So... I present to you...
Bingoguy as a PowderPuff Character.
Make your own HERE. (Thanks to Golf Widow for the link)
I need a hobby or two or three....
Bingoguy as a PowderPuff Character.
Make your own HERE. (Thanks to Golf Widow for the link)
I need a hobby or two or three....
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
I'm an Office Moron, You're an Office Moron
Yet another test from the same place...
Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.
Too Bad I actually already got the promotion.
There's something sadly funny about this... ha ha boo hoo!
Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.
Too Bad I actually already got the promotion.
There's something sadly funny about this... ha ha boo hoo!
My Japanese Name!
Since I don't know a lick of Japanese I thought I would find out what my name "Bingoguy" would be in Japanese!
Here's the Results...
Here's the Results...
My japanese name is 吉国 Yoshikuni (good fortune country) 歩 Ayumi (walk, deeper meaning: walk your own way).
Take your real japanese name generator! today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Shoot Out at the O.K. Wedding Corral
I always hear about weddings where the families of the people getting married don't get along but it's sad when people pull out guns and knives.
Unfortunately, the RCMP haven't released too many details about this "Shoot At the Wedding Corral" so don't know if it was the actual family members, guests or even univited guests. It also never said who was killed. Hopefully it wasn't the Bride or the Groom. Hopefully, it won't lead the marriage to a quick divorce either. I wouldn't want to see how they'd decide to settle that.
Unfortunately, the RCMP haven't released too many details about this "Shoot At the Wedding Corral" so don't know if it was the actual family members, guests or even univited guests. It also never said who was killed. Hopefully it wasn't the Bride or the Groom. Hopefully, it won't lead the marriage to a quick divorce either. I wouldn't want to see how they'd decide to settle that.
The Mistrials of Justice
With the Jury Deadlocked at 11-1 the Judge declared a mistrial in Kelly Ellard case.
I'm not sure if my American Readers have heard of this case now that the Murder of Reena Virk happened 7 years ago. Ellard is lucky that society has changed into a "What's Happening Right Now" people because an old case gets blurry and facts quite often get tainted with opinion over time. This girl may well have gotten over the fact she viciously murdered another girl (both teenagers at the time) but that doesn't, and shouldn't, change the fact. You do the crime, You do the time.
I'm sure there's many people out there that would say that the story has gotten so much press now it's almost impossible to find a completely unbiased jury. Which I think is a prime example of what happened in this particular trial. I don't know about you but at the time of the murder there wasn't a lot of non-concensus amongst the teenagers who visciously attacked Virk as to who the two people who went after her again and finished the job. It's been my experience, when I was a teenager and from what I've seen of other teenagers, that when the shit hits REALLY hits the fan it's no longer time to pussy foot around and they'll send the lamb to slaughter quicker than you can say "Kelly Ellard".
I know I'm a man and I'll get lambasted for my opinion but women (especially teenaged girls) are the most viscious creatures I have ever encountered when it comes to social interaction. It's pretty much common sense knowledge with men to stay out of any type of disagreement between two women. Add to the the hormonal imbalance of a teenage girl filled with a volcanic rage for whatever reasons and you have the recipe for a dark night underneath a bridge where one teenage girl takes the life of another. The fact that she'll now have to be tried for a third time (and I really do hope that we as taxpayers here in BC take the time to spend the money to convict this danger to society) even though so much time has passed bring a shadow of doubt to my mind that justice will be served for a teenage girl who had her life cut short.
My hope for society wanes on a daily basis.
I'm not sure if my American Readers have heard of this case now that the Murder of Reena Virk happened 7 years ago. Ellard is lucky that society has changed into a "What's Happening Right Now" people because an old case gets blurry and facts quite often get tainted with opinion over time. This girl may well have gotten over the fact she viciously murdered another girl (both teenagers at the time) but that doesn't, and shouldn't, change the fact. You do the crime, You do the time.
I'm sure there's many people out there that would say that the story has gotten so much press now it's almost impossible to find a completely unbiased jury. Which I think is a prime example of what happened in this particular trial. I don't know about you but at the time of the murder there wasn't a lot of non-concensus amongst the teenagers who visciously attacked Virk as to who the two people who went after her again and finished the job. It's been my experience, when I was a teenager and from what I've seen of other teenagers, that when the shit hits REALLY hits the fan it's no longer time to pussy foot around and they'll send the lamb to slaughter quicker than you can say "Kelly Ellard".
I know I'm a man and I'll get lambasted for my opinion but women (especially teenaged girls) are the most viscious creatures I have ever encountered when it comes to social interaction. It's pretty much common sense knowledge with men to stay out of any type of disagreement between two women. Add to the the hormonal imbalance of a teenage girl filled with a volcanic rage for whatever reasons and you have the recipe for a dark night underneath a bridge where one teenage girl takes the life of another. The fact that she'll now have to be tried for a third time (and I really do hope that we as taxpayers here in BC take the time to spend the money to convict this danger to society) even though so much time has passed bring a shadow of doubt to my mind that justice will be served for a teenage girl who had her life cut short.
My hope for society wanes on a daily basis.
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?
Ok, I admit, I love these tests when they use something I really like. Especially things like Sesame Street!
Here's the results...
Grover on Ecstasy
You're funny, you're loveable, you're entertaining,
you like to call yourself "Super
Grover!"--You're obviously on ecstasy.
But that's why we love you. Be careful, ok?
Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Woohoo! Love it... Grover is my favourite character! I'm soooo Grover...
Here's the results...
Grover on Ecstasy
You're funny, you're loveable, you're entertaining,
you like to call yourself "Super
Grover!"--You're obviously on ecstasy.
But that's why we love you. Be careful, ok?
Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Woohoo! Love it... Grover is my favourite character! I'm soooo Grover...
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Monday, July 05, 2004
More Useless Everyday... aka You can't shine a Turd.
My hotmail account has really slowed of late. I don't really use it for a lot anymore mostly cause they have the WORST junk mail filter in existance on the planet. A parakeet could sort junk mail better.
But, I noticed that I'd gotten an email from the bastards that call themselves MSN Client Servies (or whateverthefuck) and got the following message...
To: BINGOGUY
Subject: Exciting Changes happening to your MSN Hotmail Account
Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 12:41:43 -0700 (PDT)
IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR ACCOUNT
*****************************************************
Dear MSN® Hotmail® Member:
As a valued MSN Hotmail Member, we want you to know that there are
some exciting changes coming soon to your account that will help you
do more, receive more and store more than ever before. And it's FREE.
That's not all.
We're rolling out email antivirus protection as well as enhanced
storage to help meet your growing needs. This will make MSN Hotmail,
a world class email service that both scans and cleans ingoing and
outgoing email for viruses and worms before they enter your inbox.
In addition to delivering world-class antivirus protection, you can
also look forward to an upgrade in your storage capacity. In fact,
you'll receive 125 times your current email storage with the
introduction of a 250 MB inbox as well as the ability to send
attachments up to 10 MB.
We'd like to thank you for being a valued MSN Hotmail Member and look
forward to telling you about more exciting changes to your Hotmail
account in the coming months.
We will send an update on when and how these exciting changes will be
made to your account within two weeks. Please check your email for
this important update.
Thank you, and enjoy the good news.
MSN Hotmail Member Services
****************************************************
You are receiving this message because you are a valued MSN Hotmail
customer. If you have questions about the MSN privacy policy, please
read our privacy statement.
http://communications3.msn.com/Key=6785.K6B2n.G.C7.C4Xr6c
Please do not reply to this e-mail, because this is an unmonitored
alias. If you have general questions regarding your MSN Hotmail
account, please click Help in the upper right corner for MSN Hotmail
comprehensive online help.
Microsoft® Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA 98052
(c)2004 Microsoft® Corporation. All rights reserved.
----
Wow, I'm so excited, I'm comatose!
So Anyawy, I was thinking to myself. Hmm, Could this be MSN's reaction to Gmail and their 1 GIG of space. Wow, MSN, 250 Megs! That's so close to 1 Gig?! Dolts! Fuck the extra space anyway MSN and just give us all back the Free Chatrooms again you smegheads.
But, I noticed that I'd gotten an email from the bastards that call themselves MSN Client Servies (or whateverthefuck) and got the following message...
To: BINGOGUY
Subject: Exciting Changes happening to your MSN Hotmail Account
Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 12:41:43 -0700 (PDT)
IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR ACCOUNT
*****************************************************
Dear MSN® Hotmail® Member:
As a valued MSN Hotmail Member, we want you to know that there are
some exciting changes coming soon to your account that will help you
do more, receive more and store more than ever before. And it's FREE.
That's not all.
We're rolling out email antivirus protection as well as enhanced
storage to help meet your growing needs. This will make MSN Hotmail,
a world class email service that both scans and cleans ingoing and
outgoing email for viruses and worms before they enter your inbox.
In addition to delivering world-class antivirus protection, you can
also look forward to an upgrade in your storage capacity. In fact,
you'll receive 125 times your current email storage with the
introduction of a 250 MB inbox as well as the ability to send
attachments up to 10 MB.
We'd like to thank you for being a valued MSN Hotmail Member and look
forward to telling you about more exciting changes to your Hotmail
account in the coming months.
We will send an update on when and how these exciting changes will be
made to your account within two weeks. Please check your email for
this important update.
Thank you, and enjoy the good news.
MSN Hotmail Member Services
****************************************************
You are receiving this message because you are a valued MSN Hotmail
customer. If you have questions about the MSN privacy policy, please
read our privacy statement.
http://communications3.msn.com/Key=6785.K6B2n.G.C7.C4Xr6c
Please do not reply to this e-mail, because this is an unmonitored
alias. If you have general questions regarding your MSN Hotmail
account, please click Help in the upper right corner for MSN Hotmail
comprehensive online help.
Microsoft® Corporation, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA 98052
(c)2004 Microsoft® Corporation. All rights reserved.
----
Wow, I'm so excited, I'm comatose!
So Anyawy, I was thinking to myself. Hmm, Could this be MSN's reaction to Gmail and their 1 GIG of space. Wow, MSN, 250 Megs! That's so close to 1 Gig?! Dolts! Fuck the extra space anyway MSN and just give us all back the Free Chatrooms again you smegheads.
Saturday, July 03, 2004
Everyone LOVES Fireworks!
...And now you too can celebrate the 4th of July right at home in the comfort of your living room in your slightly stained underpants and have the best seat in the house
for a Fireworks display. [Ganked from anisettekiss]
So, for my American Readers...Have a safe and happy 4th of July.
for a Fireworks display. [Ganked from anisettekiss]
So, for my American Readers...Have a safe and happy 4th of July.
'Double-double'? Now you can look it up
The Canadian Oxford Dictionary is Getting An Update with some new widely used words.
I think "Goal Suck" was a long time coming!
In other news...
G.I. Joe Turns 40, the very FIRST Action Figure!
I think "Goal Suck" was a long time coming!
In other news...
G.I. Joe Turns 40, the very FIRST Action Figure!
Friday, July 02, 2004
Big Brother IS watching you...
I know I was pretty stoked at picking up a Gmail account. (Once again, Thank Nero) but I stumbled across this site which is an anti-gmail site.
Personally, if you are truly worried about personal information and idenity theft etc. The Internet is probably not the place for you.
Or you could be like me and be very old school. I've almost always, at least 95%, used pseudonyms. Not only for usernames but including the personal inforamtion I fill out on other web sites. You're only as private as you allow yourself to be.
Personally, if you are truly worried about personal information and idenity theft etc. The Internet is probably not the place for you.
Or you could be like me and be very old school. I've almost always, at least 95%, used pseudonyms. Not only for usernames but including the personal inforamtion I fill out on other web sites. You're only as private as you allow yourself to be.
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Fwd : Quick Cash
Have you ever recieved an email from one of your friends offering you free cash for just forwarding an email to 10 or more of your closest friends?
Well, Wired Magazine has an article that explains this famous email hoax.
Well, Wired Magazine has an article that explains this famous email hoax.
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